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American Stereotypes
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Part Two
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| Americans feel compelled to comment about
EVERYTHING, and in the absence of anything useful or interesting
to say, Americans simply spout sheer non-sense |
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| On planet Earth, the population consists
of Furreners, and Americans. Furreners consider it impolite to
speak upon something when the speaker has nothing relevant to
say. Americans frequently speak upon things when they have nothing
relevant to say. |
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| Americans are a talkative bunch. Before
America, it often happened that when someone spoke out against
their government, the government would cut their tongue out
(or worse). Our constitution guarantees us the freedom to express
ANY opinion we might have. It was the first to do so. And ever
since we first called ourselves Americans we have done just
that (this was before The Constitution). And we do it a lot.
It is perfectly normal when in an unfamiliar
place to exhibit nervous behavior. Some Americans when they
are nervous talk too much. This happens enough to make the
majority of us who do not do that look bad. Please refrain
from talking too much when in Furrenland. And please maintain
that habit after returning home.
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