The Haunted Mansion

   

There I was, walking down the street in a wealthy district when I noticed an open gate and some garbage strewn stairs leading down to some stagnant water standing before an open door...

  Once at the bottom of the stairs I perceived a second open door. Behind which I found a hijacked cash box containing some paper receipts and a few pennies. ..

Being completely broke at this point I pocketed the pennies and then peeked behind the first door, which as it turned out was the basement entrance to this house. The house was a wreck, with bare plaster walls and cement floors, the stench of decay hung thickly in the air...

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Being not only (mostly) pennyless, but also of an adventuring spirit, I stepped inside...

The stairs creaked under my weight and I felt I was the undivided attention of some ghastly thing or other...

Fear took hold of me as I crept up the stairs, I opened my small dull knife in case I were attacked from above or below. I kept my eyes on the landing at the top of the stairs. I was alone, and inside these walls nobody would hear my cry for help.....

   

Okay I didn't get eaten by zombies or ghoulish beasts (obviously), but it was REALLLLY scary being in there like that, how did I know there was nobody hiding around the next corner with an iron bar????

It was just me, all alone, floorboards creaking, and having to watch every step to avoid plummetting to my DEATH!!!

This room was in really good repair compared to the rest of that trap ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>

 

I feel now that I must level a criticism. Whoever did the LAST remodeling job BLUNDERED. Just look at that beautiful classic tilework covered up by that bland CRAP.

To the owner of the house, please restore the original tile. It is really quite nice.
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Making one's way onto the fire escape allows a lovely view STRAIGHT DOWN... I imagine that during the English winter, the temptation to jump must be... well, it just must be.

But at least one of the neighbors has a nice back court...

 

 

   
Did I say at least? I meant at most...
   
   
 
Mind you my parents were not present to warn me of the dangers of the HAUNTED MANSION. And in any event I first noticed these from inside the house. I didn't actually read them until after I got back outside into the world of the living. Would I have heeded the signs ??? HA HA I'm not going to tellllll youuuuu.... :^p
 
 
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