| Getting hold of Hooliator
is not difficult. It requires however that one be clever.
Or if not clever, at least
not stupid. Hooliator has little patience for stupidity. But
before you go getting all upset because I called you stupid you
must know that there are different kinds of stupid.
There is Natural Stupidity. For instance maybe you were just
born stupid, or perhaps you got hit in the head with a rock,
or had encephalitis or something of that nature. For those
of you who are naturally stupid, Hooliator has near infinite
patience. This is because it is not your fault.
This leads me naturally to the next category of stupid, which
I call Common Stupidity. I call it common, because so many
people suffer from it. Or to be more precise, they make me
suffer from their stupidity. The fact is that they don't suffer
from it because they are too stupid to know that they suffer
from stupidity. They are so stupid in fact that they don't
even know that they are stupid. This is the first characteristic
that distinguishes the Naturally Stupid from the Commonly Stupid.
You see naturally stupid people usually know they are dumb.
The reason that the commonly stupid don't
know they are dumb is, ironically, exactly the same reason
that they are stupid in the first place.
Which is because they are mentally lazy. The sad thing is that
they don't know they are stupid because they are too lazy to
notice
all
the stupid things they do and say. You see, noticing
requires that one pay attention. And paying attention requires
effort.
And effort is anathema to lazy people. My email address is
hooliator_net at yahoo.fr.
So if you are really lazy you will not know that because you
will
probably
not have
read
this far.
So how do you determine if you are smart or stupid? Well it
takes a little work. The commonly stupid people will probably
not even consider working to find out, which may in fact be
a clue.
One way is to think of someone that you think is as smart
as you, and then find out if people think that person is smart,
dumb, or average. You don't want to ask the people you hang
out with, because they are probably as smart (or dumb) as you
are, and will therefore not be fit to judge.
Another way to find out if you are smart,
dumb, or average is to hang out with me. If I find you irritating
then you are
probably dumb, and not because you were born that way. If you
were offended by any part of this you should probably not click here.
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